[kitchencabinetforum] SOPOT JUNKET WAS FULL OF JOKES!

A junket of foreign ministers of EU Member States took place according to the Gymnich formula in Sopot on 2nd-3rd September. Instead of discussing the agenda, junketeers were talking behind the back of Greek FM Stavros Lamprinidis about the October-18 fiasco!

The Fourth Reich bailout of the Cradle of Kleptocracy cannot succeed, because the October-18 Mafia continues corruption, Kangaroo Justice, marilizardism, Marilizard Libel, Marilizard Spaghetti, and Marilizard Towers. October-18 Mafia is the most disgusting predator of internet on Earth! Civil society was shocked by the brutality and stupidity of the October-18 2010 fiasco, initiated by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the government of Greece. That's why October-18 Mafia is the new name of the government of Greece!

Kleptocrats are often taking very expensive junkets, taking advantage of their positions and access to public funds to undertake pleasure trips thinly disguised as being of political importance. For example, a keptocrat might travel to Greece, claiming to attend a conference there, but leaving plenty of days to explore the Greek islands and Greek delights at leisure. http://venitism.blogspot.com

Governments of many repressed countries, such as Greece, use marilizardist tools to manipulate netizens. Marilizard Libel is accusing dissident bloggers of treason, Marilizard Spaghetti is hurling charges against innocent people, Marilizard Tower is a stack of imaginary charges to scare a blogger, and marilizardism is terrorizing dissident bloggers. October 18 is the international day against marilizardism, and October-18 Mafia is the marilizardist government of Greece.

The subjects of the talks included the Middle East peace process and relevant diplomatic initiatives envisaged during the September session of the United Nations General Assembly. The talks also dealt with joint efforts in support of democratic transformations under way in the countries of the EU's southern and eastern neighbourhoods. In addition, the ministers discussed the further strengthening of the Union's external ties with strategic partners. Informally, October-18 fiasco was the main topic of interest.

Kleptocrats, accompanied by their kith and kin, are going to junkets because they cannot miss a good party at taxpayers' expense. The worst thing that could happen in a junket is running out of caviar and hookers. Many junketeers use military jets that cost 10,000 euros per hour! Deputies of the European Parliament (EP), aka Eldorado of Prostitutes, love junkets!

On the second day of the meeting, the discussion was joined by the foreign ministers of EU candidate states, including Vardaska, Montenegro, Croatia, Iceland, and Turkey, who were also curious about the October-18 fiasco.

Infamous October-18 mafia uses the cybercops as a political tool. Cyber Crime Unit (CCU), Dioxi Ilektronikou Egklimatos, is just a paramilitary gang of October-18 mafia which terrorizes the Greek blogosphere. Putting the CCU wolf to guard the sheep gives the government a comparative advantage over the opposition. This is another form of a Trojan Horse. http://venitism.blogspot.com

Any cell of Greek CCU jail has neither pillows nor toilet! You have to urinate in a bottle! The whole CCU jail has neither soap nor toilet paper! During the whole night, scared jailed girls scream for help, but the guards, far away in their office, pretend they are not listening! If it's not barbarity, what is it? There is a long way from the civilization of Ancient Greece to the barbarity of Modern Greece.

The Ministers' informal discussion was enriched with jokes about the October-18 fiasco, and a cultural program drawing junketeers' attention to the historic significance of Gdansk and highlighting the tourist attractions of Sopot and Hel peninsula.

On October 18, 2010, Marilizard went completely insane, and she did not think twice about abusing her ministerial position in destroying a dissident blogger, an innocent victim of a wild political witch hunt. Under wild orders, a freakish gang of brutal cybercops broke into the home and into the college office of a distinguished professor and robbed at gunpoint his computers, software, files, documents, personal data, personal codes, and personal secrets.

The wild Graecocybercops locked the 65-year old professor in jail, they humiliated him with handcuffs, fingerprints, mugshots, and lies, leaked false information to the media parrots, and initiated sham court proceedings for treason! There was neither pillow nor toilet facility in his jail cell. At night, the world renown had to urinate in a bottle! There was neither toilet paper nor soap in the whole jail facility. He lost his job, and his life is stolen forever by a deranged minister. That's why the Global Tax Revolt declared October 18 as the international day against marilizardism.

Global Tax Revolt was the first organization to report the October-18 2010 fiasco to all banks, hedge funds, big investors, traders, and analysts. As a result, the yields of Greek treasury bonds skyrocketted, as no prudent investor was willing to touch them. Marilizard's stupidity cost October-18 Mafia many billions of euros! The only thing October-18 Mafia got out of this fiasco is toilet paper in the form of worthless Greek treasury bonds! CCU jail needs toilet paper anyhow! http://venitism.blogspot.com

Meetings according to the Gymnich formula have traditionally been held during the six months of each successive EU Presidency. They are characterised by a free, in-depth exchange of views on issues of considerable significance to EU external relations. Unlike sessions of the Foreign Affairs Council, during these meetings no formal decisions are agreed. The term Gymnich comes from Gymnich Castle near Bonn, where during the German Presidency in 1974 the first such meeting was held.

Global junkets of kleptocrats fail to live up to the hype and the promises made.
A lot of money is spent laying them on. Host cities are disrupted for days or
even weeks. The cavalcades roll into town. Good intentions are shared in
productive talks. Then, somehow, those intentions rarely seem to come to
fruition in real, tangible global action. When kleptocrats meet again a year
later, they find things haven't really moved on.

When kleptocrats meet each other on junkets, they exchange gifts paid by their
governments. The most expensive gifts, and secret cash under the table, are
given by the Royal House of Saudi Arabia. That's why so many Eurokleptocrats
are eager to meet the Saudi princes! The ridiculous awarding of medals among politicians should be banned. It insults the intelligence of citizens. Medal swapping is as disgusting as wife swapping! http://venitism.blogspot.com

A NIGHT IN CYBERCOP JAIL
With our compliments to Elaine Paige and Cats:

Midnight. Not a sound from Athens
Has humanity lost her memory?
Marilizard is smiling alone.
Thrown in jail by marilizardists
And the mind begins to moan.

The iron door beats a fatalistic warning.
A guard brings a slice of bread
And soon it will be morning.

Memory. All alone in jail
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then.
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again.

Memory. Turn your face to the light
Let your memory lead you
Open up, enter in.
If you find there the meaning of what happiness is
Then a new life will begin.

Memory. All alone in jail
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then.
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again.

Burnt out ends of smoky days
In stale cold jail this morning.
The jail lamp dies, another night is over
Another day is dawning.

Daylight. I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I mustn't give in.
When the dawn comes tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin.

Sunlight, through the cracks of jail
Endless masquerading.
As the dawn is breaking
The memory is fading.

Touch me, it's so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun.
If you touch me you'll understand what happiness is
Look, a new day has begun.